“This would be a man that loves going to work and does not dread it the night before. Upon entering the Magic Kingdom, one of the security guards said to the girl “Excuse me Princess, can I have your autograph.” I could see that the book was filled with children’s scribbles as the guard asked the same question of many little Princesses. The little girl could not get over the fact that the guard thought she was a real princess.”CRYING THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER.
— i realised that i had forgotten the sky was blue —
I refuse to kill another dragon for as long as I play Skyrim
I was fighting this Blood Dragon when, in the middle of the fight, he just lands and stops fighting back. No matter how many times I shot him he wouldn’t move, he’d only watch me - it was the cutest thing.
I could run around him and jump on his tail and he’d just keep looking at me and tilting his head, it was so precious… he even let me run under his belly and he’d crane his neck to look at me upside-down… we are friends now…
How to Train Your Dragon 2: Skyrim
omg the last one
what a babu
HOLY SHIT. best glitch ever?? Not sure if glitch?
My 3 year old niece is insanely nerdy. I buy and read her all the Avengers books I can. She’s watched avengers cartoons, Spider-man, and wants to be FireStar for halloween.
But recently I realized… She has no idea who Phil Coulson is. He never appears in the cartoons she watches. She’s not old enough to see the movies. He never appears in the books I bought her.
So I made this book for my niece so that next time she comes over she can see the best honorary Avenger there is.
This is for you, Phil Coulson.
(none of the art is mine)