i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation
AU: In which the Doctors realise they marry the perfect woman.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
“When I do win, the Cyberia gets your brains. And memories. All of it.”
“When I win, you get out of my head. You let the children go. And nobody dies. You got that? Nobody dies.”
Leave one of these titles in my ask box, and I will write about the topic stated with them.
- The Crystal Chamber - my character discovers an ancient historical site with yours.
- A Whole New World - my character goes on a romantic journey/honeymoon with yours.
- Beware the Groove - my character gets angry with/wants to kill your character
- (I won’t say) I’m in Love - my character falls in love with yours, but is too afraid to admit it.
- Aloha Oe - my character has to say goodbye to your character.
- Be Prepared - my character plots an evil scheme against your character
- Fathoms Below - AU universe where our characters are mermaids
- I’ll Make a Man out of You - my character decides to try and shape up yours.
- This is Gonna Be Good - my character learns your character is in fact alive after believing they were long dead.
- He Lives In You - my character starts hearing your character’s voice in their head.
- Strangers Like Me - my character teaches yours about something new
- Married Life - a quick romantic drabble about your character and mine, from the moment they meet, till the day one of them dies.
- The Stroke of Midnight - our characters fall in love, but mine is forced to leave suddenly on the day of their meeting.
- On My Way - our characters go on a look walk together, trying to reach [destination of your choosing] for [reason of your choosing]
- Magic Mirror - my character gets extremely jealous of yours
- One Jump Ahead - our characters are escaping the law together
- The Circle of Life - my character experiences your character’s death
- A Star is Born - your character becomes extremely famous, and my character watches their rise to fame from the sidelines.
- These Twists and Turns of Fate - your character fulfills a long awaited wish of my character [can be chosen by you, or left for me to decide]
- (You’re the) Devil in Disguise - my character discovers something terrible about yours [can be chosen by you, or left for me to decide]
Dun dun dunnnnnn.
Best chapter title by far.