moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

AU: In which the Doctors realise they marry the perfect woman.

(Source: riveralwaysknew)

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

(Source: 90daysofautumn)

“When I do win, the Cyberia gets your brains. And memories. All of it.”

“When I win, you get out of my head. You let the children go. And nobody dies. You got that? Nobody dies.”

(Source: odetotheponds)

askboxmemes:

Leave one of these titles in my ask box, and I will write about the topic stated with them.

1. The Crystal Chamber - my character discovers an ancient historical site with yours.
2. A Whole New World - my character goes on a romantic journey/honeymoon with yours.
3. Beware the Groove - my character gets angry with/wants to kill your character
4. (I won’t say) I’m in Love - my character falls in love with yours, but is too afraid to admit it.
5. Aloha Oe - my character has to say goodbye to your character.
6. Be Prepared - my character plots an evil scheme against your character
7. Fathoms Below - AU universe where our characters are mermaids
8. I’ll Make a Man out of You - my character decides to try and shape up yours.
9. This is Gonna Be Good - my character learns your character is in fact alive after believing they were long dead.
10. He Lives In You  - my character starts hearing your character’s voice in their head.
11. Strangers Like Me - my character teaches yours about something new
12. Married Life - a quick romantic drabble about your character and mine, from the moment they meet, till the day one of them dies.
13. The Stroke of Midnight - our characters fall in love, but mine is forced to leave suddenly on the day of their meeting.
14. On My Way - our characters go on a look walk together, trying to reach [destination of your choosing] for [reason of your choosing] 
15. Magic Mirror - my character gets extremely jealous of yours
16. One Jump Ahead - our characters are escaping the law together
17. The Circle of Life  - my character experiences your character’s death
18. A Star is Born - your character becomes extremely famous, and my character watches their rise to fame from the sidelines.
19. These Twists and Turns of Fate - your character fulfills a long awaited wish of my character [can be chosen by you, or left for me to decide]
20. (You’re the) Devil in Disguise  - my character discovers something terrible about yours [can be chosen by you, or left for me to decide]

feenix-screenbase:

Dun dun dunnnnnn.

Best chapter title by far.